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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

my-flourish-and-blotts:

teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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setting Rose loose

misha-smiles:

amusing-fallen-angel:

typefortytardis:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

thedalekmaster:

showtunesrockmysocks:

bealli62:

fawkessong:

timey-wimey-tennant:

billiepiperly:

hermione granger as the doctor’s companion

come with me.

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together they could rule the universe.

PLEASE

“I had to use a Time Turner to get to fit all my classes in”

“Oh you BRILLIANT girl! It’s always the smart ones that are the most dangerous. Books are the best weapons in the world, after all”

“Could you take me to a library?”

“I could take you to a planet where the entire WORLD is a library”

“You and I are going to have a lot of fun Doctor, aren’t we?”

“Oh yes!”

I mean he’s a fan of HP

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Completely plausible AU + Hermione Granger = YESYESYES YES YES

GIMMMMEEEEE!!!! NOW!!!!

SOMEONE FUCKING WRITE THIS

I NEED THIS LIKE I NEED AIR

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

sexybaldwin:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

crimsonthehedgehog:

*Sees a boob* Holy SHIT

jackalqueenston:

i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

Me during the HIMYM finale

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orangelemonart:

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Levi and Hanji probably met in a much cooler way but I wanted to make a cute gender identity comic because gosh darn it, the author of snk hasn’t give Hanji gender-specific pronouns so why not go to town on that? And also Levi just seems like he’d have a knack for stuff like this. 

whatfulllipsyouhave:

hatsumiyo-momichi:

when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like

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I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank


#that pun was on point

hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank

sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

fallingloki:

lilaira:

motok-wolf:

why  :c

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